S	M	L	XL
Chest Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	16.75	17.75	18.75	19.75
Length (from center back), in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

Simple, soft, and a little bit sarcastic — this 100% premium cotton tee carries a playful, tongue-in-cheek slogan that lands as a wink during everyday wear. The lightweight fabric and ribbed crew neck keep the silhouette relaxed and breathable, while bright, crisp printing ensures the hand-drawn slinky graphic and bold lettering read clearly from a distance. Wear it when you want to keep mornings low-effort but high on personality: layered under a jacket, paired with jeans, or lounging at home. The tear-away tag prevents scratchy moments, and the regular fit feels familiar and easy. This shirt belongs in a casual wardrobe that values comfort, humor, and a little edge.

Product features
- 100% premium cotton — soft, breathable 5.4 oz fabric
- Vibrant, crisp print quality that preserves design detail
- Ribbed crew neck with seam for shape retention
- Regular fit with lightweight feel for everyday comfort
- Tear-away tag to eliminate irritation

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print