XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.00	19.00	20.25	22.25	23.75	25.25	27.25	29.25
Chest circumference, in	36.00	38.00	40.50	44.50	47.50	50.50	54.50	58.50
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	32.50	33.00

Lightweight and breezy, this tee carries a cheeky, vintage-sketch vibe: a waddling goose on a scooter with the caption “Off to Commit Mom Foolery.” The soft tri‑blend fabric drapes gently and breathes on warm days, while the ribbed collar and shoulder taping keep the silhouette tidy wash after wash. Wear it when you want to lean into playful mischief — running errands, meeting friends for a casual coffee, or lounging at home planning the next laugh-worthy moment. The faded single‑color print reads like a hand‑drawn patch from an old road trip journal, giving the shirt an easygoing, lived‑in feel that pairs naturally with jeans, cargo shorts, or a cozy cardigan.

This shirt speaks to someone who delights in dry humor and small rebellions. It fits into a wardrobe built around comfort and personality: grab it for neighborhood strolls, low-key gatherings, or those days when you want your outfit to start conversations. The light fabric and tear‑away label keep focus on whatever you’ve got planned, not on what you’re wearing.


Product features
- 50/25/25 poly/combed ring‑spun cotton/rayon tri‑blend for breathability and softness
- Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric — airy and comfortable for all‑day wear
- 1x1 ribbed collar with stretch recovery for a lasting, neat neckline
- Shoulder‑to‑shoulder taping for structure and better drape
- Tear‑away label to eliminate irritation and maximize comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print
- Do not dryclean