S	M	L	XL
Chest Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	16.75	17.75	18.75	19.75
Length (from center back), in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

T-shirt lovers, snack champions, and anyone who laughs at life’s contradictions — this cotton tee speaks your truth with a wink. Lightweight and breathable, the shirt carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek slogan in crisp print that stands out on clean white fabric. Wear it on lazy weekends, at laid-back meetups, or when you want to make people smile in line for coffee. The soft, 100% premium cotton feels easy against the skin, while the ribbed crew neck and regular fit keep the silhouette familiar and comfortable. Vibrant printing keeps the design sharp, and the tear-away tag makes it fuss-free. It’s the kind of tee you’ll reach for when you want casual comfort with personality.

Product features
- 100% premium, lightweight cotton (5.4 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Vibrant, high-quality printing for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Ribbed crew neck with seam to retain shape
- Regular fit with tear-away tag for fuss-free wear
- Blank sourced from Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print